Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
" Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies "

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(Quelle: feat, via distraction)